It was a fine sunday morning with the sun hanging up high, and the annoying happy children running and playing along the annoying happy parents, eating their annoying happy meal at mac donalds. Johnny was late for work at his office near the red and yellowish decorated restaurant, and he could'nt give much a damn about the happy atmosphere around him. The sun, the silver lined clouds and the shitty atmosphere was anything but desirable to johnny, but alas work must still be done.
My goodness. He thought. One, two, three.... five... nine....thirteen....sixteen ! Sixteen bloody customers were already lining up infront of the entrance, waiting eagerly to rush into the centre and f everybody upside down, the manager, the front desk personnel, and of course, the man himself. Johnny gave a quick glance around the fore of the centre and shooked his head is disgust. "WTF." He thought.
If everyday is going to be like this, Johnny would rather had took up yoga and stretch his thighs 24/7 than do this shit. Or maybe even water aerobics, which seemed rather fun and interesting on TV. There were many more options in Johnny's measly little brain, and he had spent the time during transportation to come up with the list of activities he would rather do. Stupid ? Yeah, maybe.
Suddenly, an unusual and interesting thought strucked his puny little head. Just what if, he does a simple raindance around the nearest unfilled litter bin and sing "Yesterday Once More" by the Carpenters, pray that a thunder storm would arrive just nicely above the mobs and strike them all into banana fritters look-a-like. Hmm, that didn't make much sense does it ? Life didn't make much sense in the first place anyway, why bath when you know you are going to get dirty again, why eat when you know you are going to get hungry a few hours later, why breath when death indefinitely waits for you someday(soon) at the end of your journey?
Johnny had thought about all these a few trillion times that he had actually lost count and came to a conclusion that, "life in the very essense of itself of an unpredictable programme called m!kuroS0f+ aka Moneymakestheworldgoround, created by these entity which reign supreme someplace somehow." Living is an expense to the mother earth and it is strongly encourage to shift to either mars if one prefered to die instantly. So what does this paragraph means and imply? Read on.
So, you had decided to the the red pill, to read on. Well Done ! You are about to waste another few precious seconds of your incredibly insignificant life reading some reallt insignificant crap. Lets move on shall we ? Wait ! What about the blue pill ? Sorry, whoops ! No blue pills here !
Unfortunately, time had just fast forwarded inself a few hours into the future and the midnight bell had just rung the finale of its 12 cycles. Johnny had incredibly luckily escaped another day of work by time surfing on the tides of time and thus became an older person and somehow matured into a cold blooded life sucking antagonist of doom, an epitome of modern education defects. He immediately grew a few horns on his head which colours ranged across the rainbow spectrum, his ego raised to an amazing 3000% and thus gained instand infamity throughout the world, especially on the internet. Unknowingly, johnny later went around rampaging through homepages stealing links and spamming tagboards on blogger. What further more could happen to him and the universe ? Would the light side conquer over the dark side of egoism ? Stay tune !
